MAY   2008  THOUGHT OF THE MONTH

Sons

Here are just some of the interesting things you learn when you have sons....

  •   A king-size waterbed holds enough water to flood a 2000 sq. ft. house.

  •   A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded bar.

  •   When the toilet flushes and you hear, "Uh Oh," its already too late.

  •    Lego pieces will easily pass through the digestive tract of a boy.

  •   Super Glue is super and lasts forever.

  •    No matter how much Jello is in a swimming pool, you can't walk on it.

  •   VCR's and DVD's do NOT eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

  •   Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

  •    Marbles in gas tanks make a loft of noise when you are driving.

  •    You probably do NOT want to know what that strange odor is.

  •    The spin cycle on washing machines do not make earthworms dizzy.

  •    The spin cycle on washing machines do make cats dizzy.

  •     Dizzy cats through-up twice their body weight on rugs and furniture.
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